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veet

Posted: 13/03/2007 00:42

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A politician went to a hospital to check with his burping always even in his public meetings. The chief doctor checks him as usual with all instruments and says.."sir ur heart has got much contaminated...but don't worry..we have much advanced technology to remove ur heart..clean it and place it. Politician accepts this and gets admitted. Suddenly a party man comes in and says " sir u have been unanimously elected as the president of the country". Politician jumps out of his bed and started rushing outside..chief doctor shouts.."where r u going"..politician says"didn't u hear what my man told..i have been elected as the president of the country. Doctor says.."it's ok.. but ur heart is in the process of cleansing...politician says.." d***it...atleast for the next five uears i don't need it".

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